Life is one long process of getting tired.
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler
Lord, What is Man?
Samuel Butler always carried a note-book to write down in it anything he wanted to remember
“One’s thoughts fly so fast that one must shoot them; it is no use trying to put salt on their tails”
[alluding to a folktale/superstition that sprinkling salt on a bird's tail renders the bird temporarily unable to fly, enabling its capture]
He bagged as many thoughts as he could hit and preserved them.
This blog contains some of his notes and possibly a few of mine.
Life is one long process of getting tired.
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler
Lord, What is Man?
Life is a superstition. But superstitions are not without their value. The snail’s shell is a superstition, slugs have no shells and thrive just as well. But a snail without a shell would not be a slug unless it had also the slug’s indifference to a shell.
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler
Lord, What is Man?
Murray (the publisher) said that my Life of Dr. Butler was an omnium gatherum. Yes, but life is an omnium gatherum.
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler
Lord, What is Man?
Life is the distribution of an error — or errors.
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler
Lord, What is Man?
Life is not so much a riddle to be read as a Gordian knot that will get cut sooner or later.
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler
Lord, What is Man?
The beginning of life is the beginning of an illusion to the effect that there is such a thing as free will and that there is such another thing as necessity—the recognition of the fact that there is an “I can” and an “I cannot,” an “I may” and an “I must.”
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler
Lord, What is Man?
We have got into life by stealth and petitio principii, by the free use of that contradiction in terms which we declare to be the most outrageous violation of our reason. We have wriggled into it by holding that everything is both one and many, both infinite in time and space and yet finite, both like and unlike to the same thing, both itself and not itself, both free and yet inexorably fettered, both every adjective in the dictionary and at the same time the flat contradiction of every one of them.
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler
Lord, What is Man?
Man must always be a consuming fire or be consumed. As for hell, we are in a burning fiery furnace all our lives—for what is life but a process of combustion
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler
Lord, What is Man?
He is a poor creature who does not believe himself to be better than the whole world else. No matter how ill we may be, or how low we may have fallen, we would not change identity with any other person. Hence our self-conceit sustains and always must sustain us till death takes us and our conceit together so that we need no more sustaining.
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler
Lord, What is Man?
When I was a boy at school at Shrewsbury, old Mrs. Brown used to keep a tray of spoiled tarts which she sold cheaper. They most of them looked pretty right till you handled them. We are all spoiled tarts.
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler
Lord, What is Man?
How loosely our thoughts must hang together when the whiff of a smell, a band playing in the street, a face seen in the fire, or on the gnarled stem of a tree, will lead them into such vagaries at a moment’s warning.
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler
Lord, What is Man?
A man is a passing mood coming and going in the mind of his country; he is the twitching of a nerve, a smile, a frown, a thought of shame or honour, as it may happen.
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler
Lord, What is Man?
We are like thistle-down blown about by the wind—up and down, here and there—but not one in a thousand ever getting beyond seed-hood.
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler
Lord, What is Man?
We are like billiard balls in a game played by unskilful players, continually being nearly sent into a pocket, but hardly ever getting right into one, except by a fluke.
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler
Lord, What is Man?